I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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