mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I hate all girls vehemently.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
send nudes
from the living room?
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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