Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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