living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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