You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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