And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
Randomize
