Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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