If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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