And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
