She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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