were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
