so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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