Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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