I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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