You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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