so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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