how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
