This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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