he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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