Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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