YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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