beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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