omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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