Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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