so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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