Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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