Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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