Can Purell be used as lube?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I know her cup size but not her name....
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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