Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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