In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
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