please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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