I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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