You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
love makes seman taste better
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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