Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
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