i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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