he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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