The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Randomize
