bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize
