I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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