it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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