You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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