I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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