i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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