She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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