ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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