You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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