But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I booty called her while she was in labor.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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