I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I think people are normalizing furries
I wear drunk well.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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