Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
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