More tranny stories later!
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
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