I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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