come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Couch. On fire.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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